-From the mind of Wackier.Com -
Eat your popcorn with a big soup spoon.
Elli Mae Clampet was the world's
greatest female impersonator.
Go to a wave pool and wave at people.
Use a small, or better yet, a large stuffed animal
for your cars hood ornamant.
Wear a medium sized, crumpled up,
brown paper bag for a hat,
decortate it with pieces of chewed gum.
Attach a round dinner plate to
the front bumper of your car
for your license plate.
Go in to a shoe store and ask for a box of shoes.
In the ten item only, fast check-out lane in a store, Tell the guy in front of you that he has too many things,also make him count the thing in his pants.
Issue special Turkey Permits to people.
Get a Medic Alert Bracelet that says"Allergic to Work."
Go on a search for the legandary creature,
Big Foot. And for his legandary wife Big Butt.